About Golf Balls

- The local phone book has only one yellow page.
- Third Street is on the edge of town.
- The “road hog” in front of you on Main Street is a farmer’s combine.
- You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it’s still there, on the same chair.
- You don’t signal turns because everyone knows where you’re going, anyway.
- No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor is being varnished.
- You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.
- Everyone knows all the news before it’s published; they just read the hometown paper to see whether the publisher got it right.
- The McDonalds only has only one Golden Arch.
- A “Night on the Town” takes only 11 minutes.
- You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to people where you’re from.
- Headline news is who grew the biggest vegetable this year.
- You can name everyone you graduated with.
- School gets canceled for state sporting events.
- Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
- Directions are given using “the” stop light as a reference
- It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
- The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
- You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
- Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
- You can charge at all the local stores.
- The closest McDonald’s is 45 miles away. So is the closest mall.
- The golf course had only 9 holes
- You can’t help but date a friend’s ex-girlfriend.
- Getting paid minimum wage is considered a great job.
- The town population increases by one-third when the universities go on break.
- The best burgers in town are at the rink.
- You know exactly where to go when the party is at “the lake”.
- The city council meets at the coffee shop.
- Your letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday.
- It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
- Everyone who played sports had to play on every type of team, or there wouldn’t be enough people to have a team.
- You can remember when your town finally got cable.
- You went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
- You went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.

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