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Just had to share this………

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Greatly concerned, the Doctor asked him, “What the H*** happened to you?”

“Well”, said the man, “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture”.

“We went to look for our balls and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end.”

“I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.” exclaimed the man,

“Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!”

“I really don’t remember much after that…”

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