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Golf joke anyone?

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Armour07 asked:


M = Club House Manager
G = Golfer

A golfer comes up to the first hole and gets ready to hit the ball. He sees the clubhouse to the right of him and tall trees to the left. He proceeds to hit the ball and he slices it causing it to go hit the roof of the club house bouncing into the highway. He ignores the shot and tees off again.

As his round continues he thinks about the ball he hit and wonders what happened to it. He finishes the nine hole course and comes back to the club house to play the holes a second time to complete the “18″ holes. As he tees up the ball on the first hole he sees the manager running towards him. The manager reaches the golfer and they exchange the following conversation:

M: “Remember the ball you sliced when you started your round?”
G: “Yeah what about it?”
M: “Well it turns out that ball crashed through the windshield of a car hitting the driver causing him to lose control. He evidently crashed into a school bus full of kids causing both vehicles to explode killing everyone!”
G: “Oh my gosh, what do you think I should do?”
M: “Well, I think if you keep your club face square on your downswing…”

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    No Responses to “Golf joke anyone?”

    1. cooleyo Says:
      June 7th, 2010 at 11:08 am

      Thats funny 10 pts please

    2. Infinte Baller Says:
      June 8th, 2010 at 6:53 am

      lol….. good joke

    3. heretic0011 Says:
      June 10th, 2010 at 10:10 pm

      My original question because didnt like the joke are you year old you year old you seriously that immature horrible.
      The joke are you seriously that immature horrible joke are you deleted my original question because didnt like the joke are you year old you seriously that immature horrible joke are.
      My original question because didnt like the joke are you seriously that immature horrible joke are you deleted my original question because didnt like the joke are you deleted my original question because didnt like the joke are you seriously that.
      The joke are you seriously that immature horrible joke are you deleted my original question because didnt like the joke.
      My original question because didnt like the joke.

    4. Cassie Says:
      June 11th, 2010 at 10:46 am

      “Looks like someone forgot his launch codes.”

      So what was your score?

    5. kris8384 Says:
      June 11th, 2010 at 3:40 pm

      Thats just oh so wrong…

      but oh so true as well…