Joke::::::::Choices choices?
A young man had been seriously dating three lovely girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.
The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, “I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear.”
The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new stereo, VCR and a month’s supply of beer saying, “I bought all these things for you. They’re my gifts to you, because I love you so.”
The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, “I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That’s how much I love you, my dear.”
The young man was very impressed by all of their responses. And after giving long and careful consideration,
he married the one with the biggest tits.
It means t*t*
Bulk Vending Machines
January 20th, 2010 at 7:45 am
Isn’t that like all typical men?
=)
January 21st, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Hee hee hee!!!!
January 23rd, 2010 at 7:02 pm
that’s not a joke its my autobiography.
January 26th, 2010 at 11:05 pm
That is stupid.
January 27th, 2010 at 6:54 am
i hope that was the investor
smarta$$ ur autobiography is a joke
January 30th, 2010 at 11:33 am
typical typical ;-P
February 1st, 2010 at 10:16 am
The biggest thing lmaoooooooo.
The men has the biggest thing lmaoooooooo.
February 1st, 2010 at 6:45 pm
The girl who made money off the investment would never have given it all back and probably slept with his brother.
The investment would never have given it all back and probably slept with his brother.
February 3rd, 2010 at 6:12 am
i resent that.
February 4th, 2010 at 12:05 am
how interesting
February 7th, 2010 at 5:49 am
Nothing new…… this is toooooo ooooold.
February 7th, 2010 at 7:05 am
My day think deserve star.
February 9th, 2010 at 4:18 am
HaHa. FuNnY!
February 10th, 2010 at 8:01 pm
wow that’s stupid…
February 13th, 2010 at 2:39 am
For the laughs keep them coming.
The laughs keep them coming.
For you thanks for the laughs keep them coming.
February 16th, 2010 at 5:15 am
hahaaha good’un, once again you have me in fits of laughter!!!
Keep posting babe!!!
February 18th, 2010 at 3:01 am
Hahahahahahaaa, was that one aimed at me, i have a reputation on here!!!! pmsl.
February 18th, 2010 at 10:45 am
come on, whose upset the old man, smila
another quality offering *
February 19th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
hahahhahahah
good one
February 20th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
LOL very good Dagger, you know how to tell ‘em!